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Mr Fenis Review
By Jason Robert Ballard
Available here for $20 

In one word: Easy

The Mr Fenis is in simplest terms, a funnel shaped like a penis. I wonder if that’s how it got it’s name… 

Material: It is squishy, and bendable. You can fold it in half and store it in a pocket if you had to. 

Coloring: The coloring is a bit more plastic flesh than that of a a Mr limpy type packer. It’s not a packer based STP though so that should be expected. There are no balls, just the shaft. 

First Use: Thanks to the soft plastic, it fits your form quite well. The wider area is under your urethra so theres really no guess work here. it even extends back (like toward your butt) a bit so that you don’t really ever feel as if you’re going to leak or you’re not covered. This was actually the easiest STP I’ve ever used. 

Thanks to the fact that there isn’t a tube through the shaft… And the entire penis is hallow (hence the squish and folding ability) there is never a back up flow problem either. When you REALLY have to pee, you won’t have to worry about the tube and funnel not draining fast enough to keep up. On that same note, the stream comes out pretty straight and it would only take a little bend or squeeze to readjust this. 

Second Use (with underwear): The best test is “Do I feel comfortable peeing through this with my clothes on” - or at least it is to me. No one wants to pee all over themselves in public. It was, again, really easy to line up and the shaft was long enough to extend out through my boxers and pants and still have room so I didn’t get anything on me. 

After peeing, the typical thing to do with any STP is to scrape (which sounds more harsh than it is, haha) the edge of the STP receptacle across yourself to wipe any remaining urine off of you. With the extended edge we talked about before this was able to be done in one clean motion. 

Downside: The prominent downside is that it’s a straight line of a penis, so you might want to lean forward, or bend it slightly to actually be aiming into the toilet rather than at the toilet seat. 

This STP also would be a trick to get to fit into a harness of any kind to just wear all day. It’s more of a device that could be stored in a packer pouch, or your pocket maybe. 

I’d recommend this STP for beginners and those that just want a quick, easy way to stand and pee and aren’t too worried about using it as a packer. 

Additionally: We’ve been getting a lot of comments about it being really big. It’s just an stp, not a packer or a sex device. When it’s up against you and you’re peeing through it, it’s only about 4” long… Most packers only come as small as 3.5” to put that in reference.